Movie Fandoms

Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Want. Pike/Benny. text. (12/30/01)

Fight Club:
Parking Lot. 2K. (11/13/99)
Split Me Down the Middle. 2K. (11/15/99)
That Kind of Day. 3K. (11/16/99)
Vignette: Airport. 3K. text. (11/30/01)

Gattaca:
Und Jetzt. This is hell. 11K. (3/12/01)
One Step. Jerome means "exalted;" Eugene means "well-born." 10K. (6/2/01). Livia made this lovely cover for the story. 207K. (7/15/01)
Vignette: Titan. The me you need pieces of to be you. 2K. text. (8/1/01)
Year of the Scavenger. Vincent, after. 14K. text. (2/14/02)

Hard Core Logo:
Neutron: the physics of Hard Core Logo. 5K. (11/1/00)
Vignette: What We Used To Be. 2K. text. (8/1/01)

that's not buddies: (Joe/Billy)

Dry Bones. After and before. 17K. (12/11/00)
Dick. During and damage. 4K. (1/11/01)
Worms and Epitaphs. 32K. (1/19/01)

Knockaround Guys:
The Facts Are. Taylor/Matty before the movie. text. 6K. (11/05/02)

The Lost Boys:
Sammy Sometimes. In which nothing ends neatly. 15K. text. (8/10/02)

Murder Most Likely:
The Hanged Man. The walls were white. 5K. (3/31/01)

Sorority Boys:
Peg. Dave/Leah. 6K. text. (3/25/02)
Some Never Know. Adina steps out. 6K. text. (3/25/02)
In the Bedroom. Adina can't sleep. 3K. text. (4/8/02)

X-Men:
Kissable Fanatic, Unhinged Minim Artists. Toad slash. Yes, Toad. Toads need love too. 42K. text. DVD-style commentary on this story! (8/20/01)
Shack. Détente. 4K. text. (12/30/01)

Crossovers

Smallville/Austin Powers. I'm the thorn in your side, makes you wriggle and writhe: It's So Easy When You're Evil. (Lex Luthor/Scott Evil)

At the Fifteenth Annual Evil Mastermind Convention. 15K. text. DVD-style commentary on this story! (12/21/01)
Shack. The sequel. 4K. text. (12/30/01)

Smallville/Brimstone. idle tongues are the devil's playground: It Must Be Burnt.

Five Things That Aren't True. Clark/Lex. The first Five Things story ever written. 17K. text. (11/30/01)
Whosoever Loveth and Maketh a Lie by Te, a sequel to the fifth Thing That Isn't True (Viceroy). I repeat: not mine, as you can tell by the file size: 95K.
Power is in the Mouth. My response to Te's story. 10K. text. (6/1/02)

Due South/Homicide. it's a soap opera! it's curtainfic! no, it's Sestina: (Fraser/Kowalski)

Zen. one of six. 20K. text. (12/13/00)
Tidal Waves. two of six. 24K. text. (1/9/01)
Cigarettes. three of six. 60K. text. (5/25/01)
Baby's Breath. four of six. 40K. text. (6/9/01)
Collision. five of six. 70K. text. (1/28/02)
North. six of six. 14K. text. (02/02/02)

Due South/Star Wars. The Grey Skies of G'nash G'nir: a serial.

Chapter 1. 15K. text. (11/11/01)
Chapter 2. 18K. text. (11/14/01).

Fight Club/X-Files. Sleepwalking. 6K. (8/1/00)

X-Files/Sandman. Even White Teeth. A horror story. 51K. (8/05/00)

X-Files/Due South. Their Faces Resemble His. When he was nine years old, Ray Kowalski was abducted by aliens. 39K. text. (2/9/01)

QAF UK/X-Files. Taking a Ride. (illustrated version or non-illustrated). Stuart and Vince on their American adventures! 11K. text. (1/1/02)

X-Files/Due South. The Family Thornbush. Due South goes toe to toe with the X-Files. 4K. text. (8/10/02)

Due South/Once a Thief. The Divine Comedy: Five things that never happened to Benton Fraser. 14K. text. (4/12/03)

X-Files/Highlander. Waters of Life and Death. Homecoming and going again. 220K. (5/5/03, updated 10/25/03)

Pitch Black/Andromeda. Kitty Kitty. It's a real shit of a universe out there. 65K. text. (3/16/04)

Daredevil/Spider-Man (movieverse) Two Blocks Down, Turn to the Left. "We had a team-up. You were great." 19K. text. (08/12/04)

Multifandom: Twelve Days. Due South, Sentinel, Justice League animated, Hellblazer, Invisible Man, Highlander, Daredevil, House, Homicide, Babylon 5, Buffy, Hard Core Logo. (1/21/05)

Andromeda

The Authority

Brimstone

Tax Day. Nothing is inevitable but death and taxes. 4K. text. (4/15/02)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel

The Devil's Work. Wesley, post-Lineage, and the horror. 10K. text. (01/05/04)

Ride of Rides. Ethan freelances for Wolfram and Hart sometimes. 12K. text. (2/23/04)

Big Rock Candy Mountain. Five things that never happened to Andrew Wells. 350K. text. (3/15/04)

Love Conquers All. Jasmine's love cannot be resisted. Wesley/Angel. 5K. text. (3/19/04)

Antehero. Gunn, after everything. 6K. text. (1/21/05)

Willow and Xander in the Wishverse:

Smile While She Sleeps. 8K. text. (2/22/04)
All Human. 8K. text. (2/29/04)

Old Habits. Batman Beyond. Terry is curious about Dick Grayson. 13K. text. (5/16/04)

Pollen Beyond. Batman Beyond. Sex pollen of the future! 13K. text. (5/26/04)

The Mystery of the Bat, an AU. Where is the Batman? 20K. text. (5/13/04)

The Color Pink. Kon-El vs... Pink Kryptonite! 8K. text. (5/31/04)

Order and Law, an AU. Superman was wrong. Batman was right. 4K. text. (5/31/04)

Now We Are Twenty-Four. Roy and Dick after sparring in the Outsiders base. 8K. text. (6/18/04)

The Robin's Red Glare, an AU. Batman and Nightwing don't see eye to eye, but their partners do. 15K. text. (8/12/04)

Raised Up. The Green Arrows visit the Outsiders. Conversations ensue. Written for Derry in the Yuletide 2004 challenge. 16K. text. (01/01/05)

No Game. In which Grace and Anissa find themselves in a pickle. Written for Derry in the Four Color Heroines challenge. 16K. text. (03/15/2005)

Steve? "So Benny...who's Steve?" Fraser/Vecchio. 9K. text. (10/21/00)

Could, Would, Will. Fraser/Vecchio. 4K. text. (10/22/00)
Read this story in Russian or in Japanese!

Spandrel. Fraser/Vecchio. 40K. text. (11/5/00)

Soluble. Fraser/Vecchio--for anyone who needed something sweet after "Spandrel." 7K. text. (11/15/00)

Pointy Chin. Ray had to ask the question again. Fraser/Kowalski. 8K. text. (11/18/00)

Among the Evergreens. Fraser/Vecchio. A missing scene from the pilot... 42K. text. (12/30/00)

Bonspiel. Fraser/Kowalski/Turnbull. Three guys, one bed, no plot. 11K. text. (1/8/01)

Close Your Eyes. Fraser/Victoria--an AU. 6K. text. (1/16/01)

Friday. Fraser and Vecchio go on a date. 7K. text. (2/1/01)

Diversions. Fraser/Turnbull. After hours at the Canadian Consulate. 7K. text. (2/22/01)

Bending At The Knee. Fraser/Vecchio. Vecchio bends... 7K. text. (5/18/01)

Roust, co-written with Laura Jacquez Valentine. Fraser/Kowalski. 10K. text. (5/30/01)

Gimme Danger. 4K. text. (6/22/01)

Dinner and a Movie. Fraser/Vecchio. My twentieth Due South story! 15K. text. (6/24/01)

Bugs and Thorns. Fraser/Kowalski. 13K. text. (7/22/01)

Checks and Balances. A shameless PWP. Fraser/Vecchio. 12K. text. (7/29/01)

Rabbit Jumps Out the Window. Fraser, Maggie and a phone. 11K. text. (8/2/01)

The Way That I Found You. Fraser and Maggie in the early morning. 6K. text. (8/10/02)

Parnassius Clodius vs. Actias Luna, Nine Rounds: (Kowalski/Turnbull)

Chopsticks and Curling. 22K. text. (11/27/00)
Sitnah's lovely sequel: In the Manger. (12/28/00).
My own sequel: Today and Tomorrow. Posted on my one-year anniversary as a DS writer! 84K. text. (10/21/01).

Highlander

Hot Tubs No Object. Duncan MacLeod and Cory Raines... yum. 5K. (7/17/00)

Sex, Sex and Things In Between. A Mac/Methos dialogue perpetrated late one night by me and Laura JV. 2K. (11/18/00)

Frostbite: a Gathering story. Mac/Methos. 16K. (12/4/00)

Bride Price. Duncan doesn't like it when Methos and Amanda start whispering over wine. text. 6K. (6/1/02)

House

The Day After Yesterday. Yesterday, Dr. Wilson met Dr. House. 6K. text. (1/21/05)

Goodnight. Christmas night. 12K. text. (1/24/05)

Game, Set. Wherein Cuddy hires House. 7K. text. (2/3/05)

Blue Cotton. After Detox. 12K. text. (2/23/05)

Key of C. In which a patient is diagnosed. 7K. text. (2/23/05)

Invisible Man

Freight Train. A shameless Darien/Bobby PWP. 5K. (9/17/00)

So, So, So. Darien and Bobby on the hunt. Like wolves, they hunt. 9K. text. (12/03/04)

Oz

Sandman

The Sentinel

Toss and Turn. Sunday afternoon at the Sandburg-Ellison household, post-TSbyBS. 9K. (7/19/00)

Strawberry Pop Tarts. A sort of prequel to Toss and Turn, taking place right after "The Debt." 7K. (7/31/00)

The Scent of Men and Beer. Blair's agitated but Jim's plain worked up. 7K. (4/19/01)

Nefarious Device. Prompt: Matchmaker, hearing. 7K. text. (07/15/2005)

kissing cousins? kissing goldfish? Kissing Friends:

Kissing Friends. Repressed!Jim meets Tenacious!Blair. 7K. (9/1/00)
Interlude: Camping. 6K. (9/5/00)
Being Friends. 9K. (9/5/00)

Smallville

First Straw. Clark/Lex. A shameless PWP. 8K. text. (12/29/01)

Snow Day. Clark/Lex, back in the day. 10K. text. (12/30/01)

Now Mother, Now Father. Lex, post-Jitters. 8K. text. (01/05/02)

Nine Billion Atoms of Carbon. SMUT! Clark/Lex. 17K. text. (1/12/02)

Ley Lines. Lex and Lana and the future. 5K. text. (1/12/02)

Girl. Bruce Wayne visits Lex at Princeton. Bruce/Lex. 31K. text. (1/20/02)

Purity. Clark/Lex. 4K. text. (1/28/02)

Vignette: A Private Moment. Clark/Lex, Lex/Victoria. 3K. text. (1/28/02)

Storm Cellar. Jonathan, Martha, and Clark post-"Hug". My 100th posted story. 10K. text. (2/24/02)

The Power of Positive Affirmation. Pete and the Ross Charm. 11K. text. (4/5/02)

Temper. Post-"Stray," Lex comes to see Clark. 11K. text. (4/22/02)

Kitsunegari. Clark is missing. 40K. text. (4/22/02)

Light. Gen. 4K. text. (4/28/02)

Smallville Boys. Clark/Chloe. 9K. text. (5/15/02)

May Day. Clark/Lex. A PWP! 15K. text. (6/3/02)

The Stranger's Always You. Clark and Lex and dreams and pizza. My 20th Smallville story. 20K. text. DVD-style commentary on this story! (8/14/02)

Psyche's Candle. Post-Vortex. Lex watches the sun set over the Kent farmhouse. See the cover by Livia. 21K. text. (10/8/02)

Moose and Squirrel. Chloe's back home from her internship. Chloe/Pete. 7K. text. (1/29/03)

Catch You Coming Down. Home is where, when you go back there, they have to take you in. Clark/Lex. 12K. text. (11/9/03)

Up in the Sky: a primary-colored Season Two AU. 60K. text. (3/19/04)

Stargate: Atlantis

Ceasefire. Post-Siege. Everyone is sleeping. Rating: 8PM. 5K. text. (07/18/05)

Armistice. Post-Siege. No-one is sleeping. Rating: 8PM. 6K. text. (08/03/05)

Do Not Use High Beams In Fog. Sheppard/McKay. Spoilers for 2x1-2x4. Rating: 10PM. 6K. text. (08/10/05)

Neither an Ocelot Nor a Raccoon Be. Which tree are they in? The one with the bear under it. Rating: 10PM. 16K. text. (08/13/05)

No, Really. So, John and Rodney and Ronon and Teyla get stuck in a cave. Naturally, hijinks ensue. Rating: 1AM. 30K. text. (08/29/2005)

Euler's Jewel. In which John is a geek. Rating: 9PM. 7K. text. (09/07/2005)

Star Wars

die, stinky Jedi! Stories from the Sith Academy:
Jedi Do It With Their Boots On. 3K. (9/23/99)
The Night Of No Sleep. 15K. (10/20/99)
Karaoke Bar Blues. A non-canon story written for my third anniversary as a slash writer. 5K. text. (9/23/02)

standing here on The Shores of Destiny: (Obi-Wan/Anakin)

Stars. Between the fight and the funeral. 3K. (12/05/99)
The Mystery of the Closed Door. Three harsh trials. Locked doors are opened. 40K. (03/07/00)
Dividing Fiction From Reality. Anakin's dilemma. 34K. (10/07/00)
Dividing Cruelty From Tenderness. Losing everything. 47K. (12/01/99)
Into the Deep of the Ocean. Together again. 4K. (08/16/00)
Re-Creation. Vader exercises his mechanical skills. 6K. (12/30/99)
Sand and Sabers. Luke returns to Tattooine. 9K. (03/11/00)

journey back to the time when I actually liked Q/O: The Tear Garden Trilogy: (Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon)

The Letter. 5K. (10/25/99)
In Search of My Rose. 21K. (11/03/99)
Silence In This Shallow Space. 58K. (12/14/99)

droids need love too: (R2D2/C3PO)

Parts. 2K. (8/23/00)
Sensors. Years later... 7K. (10/14/00)
Repairs. After Attack of the Clones, Anakin has a little chat with R2. 10K. text. (9/23/02)
Socket For Hire. R2D2/Marvin the Paranoid Android. R2's fallen on hard times... written for the Ten Credit Fucks Valentine's Day challenge. 3K. (2/14/01)
Memory Circuits. Many years later. 10K. (10/06/00)
Restraining Bolt. Post-Return of the Jedi. 12K. (2/27/01)

Negotiating. Beauty is not an absolute. 7K. (10/5/00)

Dead Padawan Society Presents: Apprentices Old and New. 5K. (10/31/00)

The Bond, a collaboration. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. (12/30/00)

X-Files

Search: Mulder/Skinner, post-Requiem. 4K. (8/02/00)

Smut, Summer, Plums. Written for RavenD's fruit smut challenge. Mulder/Krycek, pre-Ascension. 15K. (8/14/00)

Waking. Inspired by the season premiere, written for Mama Deb's birthday. Mulder/Skinner. 7K. (11/5/00)

Gourmet. Mulder/Frohike. 16K. (3/22/01)

Civilization. Langly/Byers. 12K. (3/27/01)

With No Step Back. Krycek and Skinner in an alternate version of S.R. 819. 2K. (5/9/01)

It's a Long Story. A series of endings for the Lone Gunmen season finale, since Chris Carter didn't deign to finish it properly himself. 17K. (5/20/01)

Window. A vignette. Gen. 3K. (5/20/01)

Indulgences.

The IRC Improv Crossover From Hell. Sentinel/Highlander/Due South/X-Files/TPM. 24K. (2/27/01)

Snippets and Dialogues. Scenes and snips that didn't make it into an actual story. 45K. (3/15/2001, updated 10/7/01, replaced by livejournal)

Recommendations page. (updated 11/30/01)

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