The Jedi-Knight (based on The Highwayman) rated NC-17 for language and silliness. My apologies to Alfred Noyes. The ship was a streak of darkness among the glist'ning stars The moons were twin orbs glowing, one near, one very far The approach was a twisted ribbon over the darkned towers When the Jedi-Knight came flying , flying, flying, The Jedi-Knight came flying, up to the Temple doors. He'd a old brown cloak o'er his shoulders, pulled up to his bearded chin He'd a pair of roughened tunics, and boots of bantha-skin They fitted without a wrinkle, nearly 5 feet up to his thigh and he flew like a spangled twinkle, his lightsabre a twinkle His dark blue eyes a-twinkle, Under the Coruscant skies. Over the jeweled towers of the Temple at Coruscant To the Inner Sanctum walls, where none by the Order dare He docked and tapped with a Force-touch but the place was locked and dark He whistled three notes at a window and who was waiting there? But the Jedi's sole prize love slave, Obi-Wan, the Jedi's love-slave Patiently braiding the love-braid, Into his short red hair. One fuck, my greedy sweetheart, I'm after a prize tonight But I'll be back with the Chosen One before the morning light Yet if they made it harder, and harry me thru the day I'll promise to wait for you love, so watch for me when you come love I'll come with you in the night love, Tho' the Dark Side bar the way. His cock rose up in his leggings, he scare could catch his breath But the boy leaned out of the window and licked his way down his chest With a Force-inducement to stay still, he welcomed the loving kiss Then pushed his way in with a whisper, his cock and balls a-blister and Obi came with a scream, while his Jedi came with a hiss. He flew away to the west and wasn't there at dawn He wasn't there at sunset and Obi suppressed a yawn "I suppose I'll have to spread out for that slimy Palpatine!" He shrugged and bathed in the moonlight Washed and oiled in the moonlight Smirked and squeaked in the moonlight and moved like a starved sex fiend. He didn't know that a clone-troop hastened to this place He couldn't speak as Darth Maul shoved his dick into his face The stormtroopers waited around him as his mouth went raw & numb That before the night was over, before the moon shone over Before he'd coaxed them over They'd all have had his bum. He writhed and moaned in the moonlight, he sucked each cock in turn He posed and pouted and whimpered until his skin was hot and burned He took them all and they tumbled and he shrugged with a bored jest, "That's what comes of fucking a Jedi, A hard-hung, white-hot Jedi, A hugely Masterful Jedi, Keep up, they can't, the rest. Oh ghods, Obi gasped with horror, I can't believe my ears I'm talking like Master Yoda!!! But no one heard his tears UGGGHGGG Master he screamed in the moonlight As his lean limbs shrivled and dried And he turned quite green in the moonlight shrank and shivered in the moonlight Changed in the watchfull moonlight And croaked along with the rest Qui-Gon got a sickened feeling, deep within his gut Oh shit my Master is in it, up to his puke green butt He's fucked around with my Obi, and made him a slimy thing And now I'll have to kiss him, kiss him Kiss that greasy creater, And ask him for a fuck He turned with a Gaelic curse, his lightsabre weilded high I'll get back at that fuckin' lepracaun and I'll shove this belly-high !! But all he did when he landed, was root around in the swamp Till he found his beloved Obi, his poor changed lover Obi His green and yellow Obi, ribetting in the dark Oh shit, the Jedi sighed looking down at the frog in his hand I suppose I have to do this, but it's getting out of hand Do you think, sweet Obi, you could find it inside you to be nice And stop mass-screwing the Jedi, stop mass-screwing the Jedi Or the Council, just pick one vice!!! Croak croak whined the tiny frog nestled in his palm As the Jedi leaned in closer he felt a kind of calm "I love you my moron Padawan, but you know who taught you this You're addicted to ancient creche tales, Sex-crazed ancient creche tales And I'll take it out of your own tail Tomorrow at daylight."