TITLE: Landmarks - 2
AUTHOR: Master Yo-Gurt
ARCHIVE: MA, MWEB, my site at www.ravenswing.com/YoGurt, others please ask.
CATEGORY: non-Q/O
RATING: G
SERIES: Yes, in the same line as "Landmarks 1"
SPOILERS/WARNING: Uhm, it's bloody!
SUMMARY: Mace Windu feels overwhelmed by some feminine issues.
DISCLAIMER: Yes, yes, all to the Flanneled One, and be done with it!
FEEDBACK: Yes, please on-list or off at bogart_and_lily@yahoo.com NOTES: I seem
to be on a roll. And I have been told on good authority that *this topic* never
came to mind when I first threw this bunny out. Thanks again to Obi-Ki for her
impromptu beta :=)
When you are a Jedi Master with a young Padawan
of 11 years, life could be taxing. More than taxing indeed - the one word floating
around Mace Windu's mind this morning would have been closer to "impossible".
"And you know what she then hung right in front of my nose, Qui? Do you have any
idea?"
Spearing another bit of scrabbled egg from his plate, Jedi Master Mace Windu let
the events of this morning once again pass before his mind's eye...
**********
The sun had been brilliant this very morning. He always slept well when his mate
of several years - Qui-Gon Jinn - had been over to talk. Talk and "relax" as they
liked to call it, given that Mace was sharing his quarters with his 11 year old
Padawan, Depa Billaba.
Yes, the sun was shining and Mace did not have a worry in the world, laying on
his back in the bed he had shared with Qui-Gon a few hours ago. However, his delighted
reminiscences were crudely interrupted when all of a sudden the mattress started
to dip and sway precariously, bouncing him almost off the bed and onto the floor.
"Mastaah, Maaastaaaah, look here. LOOOOOOOK! Am I a woman now?"
Mace had barely opened his eyes when a piece of reddish cloth was waving in front
of his eyes, tickling his nose. In an instant, Mace recognized the smell hitting
his nose as it came off the offending piece in front of his nose.
Blood!
With a jerk, the Jedi Master had been up and off his bed, grabbing his small apprentice
by her arms, holding her tightly and almost shouting into her face. "Are you injured,
Depa? Have you cut yourself or fallen or..."
Before he could finish, the girl rolled her eyes and amusedly looked on as her
Master's face changed from incredulous to shocked then back to simply aghast.
"But Master, you told me it would happen. We talked about it, right? A year ago?
That it was inevitable? Look, am I a woman now?"
Mace took the reddish cloth and on careful inspection recognized it for what it
really was - a pair of underpants with some obvious darkish-red stains on them.
"Dee, this is...this...is...great." Mace was speechless, maybe more because of
his overtly frantic behavior from a mere second ago.
"Yes, YES! I have my period, Master! WOOOHOOO! I'm a woman, just like you told
me. Oh, I will tell Hedrin and Fran and G*Rekk and *all* the others!"
Happily, Depa bounced out of Mace's bedroom again, babbling happily to herself,
leaving her Master behind with some very mixed emotions.
**********
"So she woke you up with her ..." Qui-Gon was stopped by a stern, pleasing look
and a hiss coming from his mate who sat opposite him at a table in the dining
hall of the Jedi temple.
"Yes, yes, for Force sake. No need to bellow it out to the whole Temple, Qui.
I told her it was the most natural thing, and that she should be proud and ...
You never had a female Padawan, did you?"
No.
No, from the look on Qui-Gon's face, Mace was sure his lover never had to deal
with the joys of being the Master of a now happily pubescent, healthy female apprentice.
"You could have ask the healers for something to prevent all the bloody mess.
We *do* live in civilized times now, Mace!" Master Jinn's chiding wasn't going
over well with the dark-skinned man.
"Oh yes? Do you really think I have failed to notice, old chap! No, I didn't want
that for her. She should experience this new chapter in her life, at least for
the first few times. My people, on my home world, they treasure women who now
is ready to carry on the family name." A small smile danced around the younger
man's lips. "Means I need to have an even closer eye on her?" The smile turned
into a stifled groan as bits and pieces of a conversation from the Padawan tables
floated over to Mace and Qui.
"You serious? Man, your Master is so kewl. So tell me, does it hurt and...stuff?"
Giggling droned out the rest of Depa's no doubt detailed account of her transition
into womanhood.
"Well, Mace, guess you'll have to stop telling her about the bees and the birds,
hm,?"
"I never *did* tell her that bogus tale, Qui! You know that, and I am quite sure
she knows what's going on when you come over to ... "relax"? So please..."
Qui-Gon grinned broadly and then stood, bowing mockingly towards his mate. "She
will be perfectly fine, Mace, and you did a wonderful thing for her there, Mace.
Come, let me beat the Sith out of you in the gym, *old man*."
And with laughter and a much lighter heart Mace Windu followed Qui-Gon out the
dining hall, cherishing the delighted laughs of his Padawan.
The End