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Qui-Gon Jinn
Jedi-Stud of the Month

 

Turn-Ons:

Chocolate Chip Cookies
Warm Fuzzy Mittens
Bubble Baths
Freshly Ironed Underpants
Days When It Snows
Coruscant By Moonlight

Turn-Offs:

Smart Assed Padawans
Sith Lords
Gramatically Challenged Former Master
Bad Breath
Mean People

Hobbies:

Keeping Padawan Out Of Trouble
Poking Padawan
Beating Padawan
Paddling Padawan
Yoda-Baiting
Interpretive Dance
Marital Martial Arts

Last Book Read:

Jedi Masters for Dummies

What's On His Nightstand:

Light Saber Polish
Pet Rock
Eye Cream
Picture of Padawan
Itty-Bitty Book Light
Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs

Favorite Color:

Light Saber Green

Catch Phrase:

"Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts."