THIS IS THE FIC.

THIS IS THE DISCLAIMER:

Smitty did it.

Dee helped.

Blame them.

The rest of us, we were coerced.

Thank you.

Many honest thanks to the authors for playing, to Smitty and Dee for the concept, to Dee for the kick-ass graphics, to Mac for helping with backgrounds and design, to Velma for the late night support and coffee. Please let them know if you're enjoying yourself. ;-)

By the way, this is for chuckles, not for cash. We have no intentions at all. Period. Well, except for Velma, and possibly Fi, whose intentions are typically questionable.

If you aren't a grownup (and by grownup, we mean a reasonably mature of-age type person who can handle dead padawans and does not necessary have to have Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan in perpetual romantic bliss), please go away.