To: rosepetal@oz.org
From: dthscth2@yahoo.com
Treize Khushrenada
General, OZ Organization
Resident Dickhead
Thank you very much for the loan of your plane. You will find what
is
left of it on our last battlefield, along with the smoldering
remains
of a few dozen Aries, maybe a couple of Leos and some other
various debris. Sorry about that, but you know how it is, the war
and all.
While this year's model was certainly an excellent example of aviary
equipment, might I suggest that when you next purchase a vehicle
such
as this, you include a few luxury items as well? Reclining seats,
for
one.
A shower stall would be nice too, if a bit extravagant, but at least
toss a package of wet wipes in the glove box next time, will ya?
Pilot #2
P.S. By the way, those stains on the co-pilot's seat are -so- not my
fault.
***
(Yeah, Duo gets his mail thru Yahoo. The belief that Yahoo will
still
exist in this time is my own, as I firmly believe they are evil, and
are attempting to take over the world. OZ could take some pointers
from
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