"Hey, I'm sorry."
Silence.
"I'm really sorry."
Silence.
"Really, really sorry."
Silence.
"Like, never do it again, throwing myself at
your feet sorry."
Sile... "You're not at my feet."
"Jeez, you're such a picky bastard. All right,
then." Sprawls on the floor. "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, whip me, beat
me, punish me as you see fit, but please don't leave me, my one and
only!"
Silence. "All right."
"Way to make a guy grovel...what are you
doing?"
"You just said I could whip and beat you."
"Uh...Heero, it was a joke. You know, joke?
That thing I explained to you a little while ago, comments that
aren't to be taken seri...ouch! Why, you son of a...!"
"If you would have held still, I could have
done it properly."
"Hold still! Look, I don't know what kind of
pornos you've been renting behind my back, pal, but...yeouch! Stop
that!"
"You -said- I could whip and beat you. I
thought you never lied."
Muttering. "Apparently, I'm going to have to
rethink my motto... nope, I'll just live up to the first half."
Scuffling, a yelp, a door slamming.
"Duo, unlock the door."
"Oh, I don't think so, Bondage-Boy."
"This isn't bondage. Technically speaking this
would be sadomasochism. If you would have held still."
"What, did you swallow the fucking Joy of Sex
book? I don't care what it's called, as long as you're doing it,
buddy, you're sleeping on the sofa."
Muffled snicker.
"Heero, are you laughing at me?"
Silence.
"Heero, I swear to God, if you are laughing at
me I am going to bleach your hair while you're asleep."
"I would never laugh at you, Duo."
Sullen silence.
"Duo?"
Silence.
Quiet amusement. "Duo, I forgive you."
Door slowly opens. "You do?"
"Yes."
Door starts to open then stops. "I'm not
coming out until you put that down...where did you -find- that
thing?"
"On the net."
A loud snort. "Figures. I need to get you a
NetNanny program or something." A pause. "Heero, put it down."
Sighing, and then unintelligible grumbling. A
thud.
Door creaks open. "There, good boy. Want a
biscuit?"
"For someone who was just begging for my
forgiveness, you aren't being very...ooof!"
Pouncing, then scuffling. A loud moan.
"Don't worry, my good little puppy, I'll give
you a treat."
Sound of pants being unzipped.
-finis
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